Wednesday, July 07, 2010

While You Were Sleeping

I awoke early this morning.

I could not sleep so I turned on the TV with the Closed Captioning on and the volume on mute.

" What time is it? " My wife asked after a few minutes.

" 3:30 A.M. " I answered,

"Why did you tell me what time it is? " she grunted.

"You asked me." I replied.

" I did not. " she complained, " Now, I can't sleep. "

I went back to sleep.

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