I awoke early this morning.
I could not sleep so I turned on the TV with the Closed Captioning on and the volume on mute.
" What time is it? " My wife asked after a few minutes.
" 3:30 A.M. " I answered,
"Why did you tell me what time it is? " she grunted.
"You asked me." I replied.
" I did not. " she complained, " Now, I can't sleep. "
I went back to sleep.